Howard Stern is remaking "Rock ‘n’ Roll High School." We know, a travesty. There’s no replacing the Ramones. No argument from us. The blogs are buzzing with predictions on who the band will be — from the Black Keys to the Jonas Brothers (God help us all.) So, we won’t venture to guess. But we do have an equally important question. Who will play Riff Randall, Principal Togar, and Eaglebauer? Though we love both Mary Woronov and P.J. Soles, we think Francis McDormand and Ellen Paige could fill their modern day shoes. But Clint Howard? No replacing. End of story. And if you mention the dude from Superbad, we’ll hurt you.
Written by Amy & Nancy Harrington
Originally for GetBack.com