Finally, Brad Pitt fans everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief. After months and months of sleepless nights, wondering what he must be thinking, they can rest assured that he is back on track.
No, he isn’t leaving Angelina Jolie and going back to Jennifer Aniston. No, he didn’t sign on for Ocean’s 14. No he isn’t leaving Hollywood to become Mayor of New Orleans.
This is even better. Yes, Brad Pitt has finally shaved. Braddicts everywhere can now bask in the glow of that handsome baby face once again. Now they just have to pray that this hair removal is permanent. After all, this happened before in 2002 when Pitt narrowly escaped the Darren Aronofsky flop The Fountain.
But for the time being – all is right in Bradland.