Wearing a bright orange Tony the
Tiger inspired chef’s hat and power smoking, the Rock Star Vatican Assassin
explains why he’s whipping up tasty treats. “My plan is to be the first person
to make an appearance on every television network.” And, of course, he needs to
rub in his web prowess as well, adding, “Just like I was the first person to
get one million Twitter followers in 24 hours.”
Plus he
can’t resist throwing in a completely off the wall Sheenism, “Like I was the
first to build my own rocket ship to Cassiopeia
using only my mind
tools.” Seriously, whoever paid to see his live show is going to be in for a
treat.
Charlie will help wanna-be chefs
make tough decisions like whether to cook in the “indoor kitchen – so it’s in
the comfort zone” or “the outdoor kitchen.” Of course Sheen will be grilling
since, as he points out “the spirits of my Adonis can fly above me and breathe
fire onto the meal.”
If you want to see what Charlie
calls a spatula and a bowl, check out the Funny or Die video:
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