We
definitely didn’t listen when people told us to enjoy being kids because it
would be the best time of our lives. We took things a little too seriously back
then. But now it seems some of the joys of childhood are being stripped away
from tots prematurely. And we can’t help but ask — what’s the fun of being
a kid anymore?
While we support Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution wholeheartedly (and haven’t had a burger since he educated the world about pink slime), we can’t imagine childhood without chocolate milk. This was our diet growing up:
Breakfast: A Bowl of Cocoa PuffsMorning Recess Snack: Kit-Kat BarLunch: A Bologna or Just Plain Mustard Sandwich on a Roll with Fritos and a Yodel (or some other chocolaty and delicious Drake’s cake)Afterschool Snack: Another bowl of Cocoa PuffsDinner: Red Meat with Boxed Mashed Potatoes and Frozen Vegetables in Butter and Brown SugarDessert: A Bag of M&M’s
Sure, we
were constantly crashing from our sugar highs but that’s unimportant right now.
We probably would have benefited emotionally from the no chocolate milk in
schools rule but being a kid wouldn’t have tasted as good.
Chocolate
milk isn’t the only kid’s food icon under attack. Children’s advocates are also
after McDonald’s to drop the iconic clown Ronald because they say he’s pimping
out unhealthy meals to kids. As a rule, we’re not ones to back floppy-shoed,
red-nosed entertainers but it seems like parents should have a little more
influence over their toddlers than a TV jester.
Food isn’t
the only luxury of childhood that is threatened in this modern world. The only
other real joy we got during childhood was the occasional snow day. Growing up
on the East Coast there was no greater moment than waking up to a white powder-covered
backyard and turning on the television to hear "No school. All Schools Braintree." Being home in pajamas during the day and not having to fake we were
sick was every kids TV and cocoa filled dream.
But yet
another kiddie fantasy is being crushed in this information age. Now schools
are threatening to make kids do their schoolwork online on those frosty days.
Turning their personal sanctuaries into home prisons might mean no make-up time
each summer, but it also means no bonus fun days during the school year.
We’re not
saying being adults and having real life responsibilities like mortgages and
car payments is any great shakes. But can’t we let kids be kids a little bit of
the time. If you agree, raise your box of chocolate milk in a toast to youth.
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