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We found another website where you can while away the hours. It's the Internet nerd's answer to the Magic Eight Ball. What Star Wars fan would not thrill to have the one and only Darth Vader answer your every question? Well now they can. AskVader.com allows you to speak one-on-one with the Dark Lord. As you read this, he is breathing deeply and waiting to reply to all your queries. But if you ponder your thoughts for too long he'll come forward and tap on the glass or proclaim, "Speak now or I will destroy you."
It works just like the spherical game from days gone by. You can ask something personal like, "Does the guy I'm crushing on like me back?" to which he might reply, "You annoy me with your pointless chattering." Or try something more philosophical like, "What is the meaning of life?" and he may sense your weakness and command, "Abandon the path of good. Join me on the dark side."
Sometimes Darth's answer is right on the money but more often than not the retorts don't quite jive. But it's still fun to feel like you're talking to the evil one. And if you have a voice activated mobil device you can take it one step further and actually communicate directly with the Supreme Commander. Plus, the more you ask, the more hidden moments you will unlock from the Blue-Ray release of The Force due out September 12.
Enjoy and may the force be with.
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